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Kick off shoes jump on the jock
Listen to the Jam Master as he starts to rock
His name is Jay and he's on his way
To be the best DJ in the US of A

J a y are the letters of his name
Cutting and scratching are the aspects of his game
So check out the Master as he cuts these jams
And look at us with the mics in our hands
Then take a count 1 2 3
Jam Master Jay Run D.M.C.

He's Jam Master Jay the big beat blaster
He gets better cause he knows he has to
In '84 he'll be a little faster
And only practice makes a real Jam Master

We're live as can be but we're not singing the blues
We got to tell all y'all the good news
The good news is that there is a crew
Not 5, not 4, not 3, just 2
2 MC's who are claiming the fame
And all other things won't be the same
Beacause it's about time for a brand new group
Run-D.M.C. to put you up on the scoop
We make the fly girls scream in ecstacy
We rock the freshest rhymes at a party
We put all the fellas in a daze
It's everyone that we amaze
And we got the master of a disco scratch
There's not a break that he can't catch
Jam Master Jay that is his name
And all wild DJ's he will tame
Behind the turntables is where he stands
Then there is the movement of his hands
So when asked who's the best, y'all should say:
"Run-D.M.C. and Jam Master Jay"

Jam Master Jay is the one in charge
It's up to him to rock beats that are truly large
He is the master of the scratch and cut
So move your arms, so move your legs
So won't you move your butt

We're not talking ground, we're not talking sky
We're not talking low, we're not talking high
We're not talking big, we're not talking small
We want all of the people on off the wall
We're not talking night, we're not talking day
But we're talking bout Jam Master Jay

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Girls kissing girls (part...)

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My pimp status: Pimp Daddy!

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Building a megapixel digital camera from a flatbed scanner.

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Suddenly everything sucks.

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Woman in bikini kneeling on beach voted world's sexiest!

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Camel Toe Cup comes in 3 sizes...

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For all you pimps, players and hustlers,
relski is a pimp too, aaight!

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Recordbuddy: Dutch online recordstore!

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When Germans get drunk...

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Chili peppers that look like dicks!

relski | 09:39 | 0 comments

Best butt,
rating the nicest butts on the web.

relski | 09:38 | 0 comments

McChicken...

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Buttplug, the board game!
Crazy ass fun!

relski | 11:13 | 0 comments

The Playboy breast test!
Fake or real?

relski | 23:55 | 0 comments

Linkdump: Bandwidth limit exceeded!

relski | 09:54 | 0 comments

Google bans controversial sites.

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Googlism will find out what Google thinks of you, your friends or anything!

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Christina Aquilera on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine!
Inside the dirty mind of a pop princess...

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Pop princess Jennifer Lopez has a personal nipple-tweaker...
...nice job!

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The Godfather IV...

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Mp3 folder fun:
http://gimb.org/~berkelid/mp3/
(Hiphop tip: no tip this time...)

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Tiger Woods I envy you!

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Smack this conceited supermodel down...

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The top terms for female masturbation!
(via Branco B.)

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Buttman goes pong...
...just another 'pong' game!

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Explore the sensual contours of earth´s body...

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Gezien? Raymzter op het NOS journaal...

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'It's crazy - Black people really do seem to love them!'

relski | 06:45 | 0 comments

Prawnography.
Rated X.

relski | 06:42 | 0 comments

GIRB: Girls in rubber boots...
It's gonna be a rainy day!

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'Hi, my name is Relski and I'm a sex addict.'

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Farting women...

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Do you give a fuck?
(via tIcKLeMe)

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The RIAA strikes again! SongSpy rest in peace...

relski | 10:47 | 0 comments

'Gangs of New York' gets new date...

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Nude Magazines from the sixties...
...talking about collector items!

relski | 21:51 | 0 comments

Mp3 open folder:
http://www.qabalahh.net/mp3
(Hiphop tip: some Beastie Boys, Eminem, Jigga, Wu tracks... not that much rap music)

relski | 09:39 | 0 comments

Booty babe art.

relski | 09:19 | 0 comments

Mp3 mad folder fun:
http://timofh.hurley.nu/mp3/
(Hiphop tip: just check it out, lotta turntablism...)

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Uh... Boss? Do we have flood insurance on this boat?

relski | 18:23 | 0 comments

Test your footballknowledge at soccerfan.knows.it

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The Diego Golberg family...
...a must see!

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Download the movie 'The Adventures of Dirty Sanchez'.

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Me being the smart muthafucker I am, realize that latin women are the shit. I also know what a pain in the ass it is to talk to a fine ass Mexican that "Speeky no Ingles". So here I am to help you get laid by that hot mamacita. Ain't I fuckin swell???

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Sticker freaks unite!

relski | 09:30 | 0 comments

After 'the Ketchup dance', a new dance: 'the Monkey Dance'!

relski | 09:28 | 0 comments

Pee-mail: An e-mail written in pee!

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Download your graffiti icons here...
(via Burningsteel.com)

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Bali stunned by club bomb carnage...
...Top Indonesian security officials say Bali's series of deadly bomb blasts was a terrorist act and are investigating whether it was linked to al Qaeda.

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Enormous extremities.
(via Nezz)

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Get wet, get wild, get dirty!

relski | 10:33 | 0 comments

Women's top ten sexual complaints.
'Foreplay? What foreplay?'

relski | 00:12 | 0 comments

Lotta flash gamez.
(via e-mail, via Eric Ryan)

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What kind of porno would you star in?
Mmm, better get my camera...

relski | 06:34 | 0 comments

Pez.
Original Spanish graffiti.

relski | 06:03 | 0 comments

After rate my...: The camel-toe report!

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www.blunts.com...
...weeded!

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Go go Google dancing!

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Mp3 open folder fun:
http://www.centrume.krakow.pl/~jaro/mp3/
(Hiphop tip: just check the hiphop folder, Nas, X to the Z, etc.)

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10000 hits! (not visitors).

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Rap music has made it's mark on the language, introducing “bling-bling” and “jiggy”.

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Funny Condoms.
(via The Presurfer)

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Bow wow wow...

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Australian scientists believe they have rediscovered an effective use for lemon juice as a contraceptive and also a killer of the AIDS virus! The juice should be squeezed onto a piece of sponge or cotton wool and placed into the vagina before sex...

relski | 10:30 | 0 comments

Ever heard that joint 'What the fuck?!?' from Mr. Len featuring Mr. Live?

relski | 23:52 | 0 comments

Sesame Street producers consider Belfast version...

relski | 23:50 | 0 comments

Some old school sex, aaaight!

relski | 23:48 | 0 comments

Warum frauen kein auto fahren können!
Women behind the wheel!
(via Attu)

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My name is George Bush...

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Another big fat pussy.

relski | 18:12 | 0 comments

Google may charge for internet search! Damn Google...

relski | 08:57 | 0 comments

Napster: T-shirts instead of mp3z!

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'The camera killer' oftewel de flitspaal moordenaar.
Relski likes this game...

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Hiphop DVD.

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Better than Planet Rock: Ded Beat 3. There are confirmed appearances from the likes of Aesop Rock, DJ Abilities, Peanut Butter Wolf, Blackalicious, J-Zone & Al-Shid, Madlib, Edan, Gonzales, El-P, RJD2, Mr. Lif, etc.
8th, 9th & 10th November 2002. To bad it's in the UK...

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Feyenoord Rotterdam - AFC Ajax Amsterdam: 1-2

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The total population of the World!
(via Oink!)

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On the site, you will find: A number of sexual positions, each illustrated by an image...

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Martial arts trickz.

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"My Mac helps me make my dreams come true,” says scratch DJ Qbert. “A lot of DJs in my culture use a Mac."

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Punchbaby, cool video's!

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What lies beneath.
Cockroaches, eyelashes - real and fake, big chunks of skin, blood, rat droppings, fingernails, hair, and of course, food.

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Pinpin Lelapin!

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www.pornoshoes.com
Nuff said!

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Nice ballgame.

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Googlefight! Type 2 opposite keywords...

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(via aphid)

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Nina 'Rollergirl' Juice.

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Breasts DO get bigger if aroused!

relski | 22:09 | 0 comments

Molukse Carolyn Lilipaly naar NOS Journaal.

relski | 22:59 | 0 comments

Rosenborg vs Ajax: 0-0
Standings in the Champions League so far...
PSV 1 punt uit 3 wedstrijden. Conclusie: die gloeilampen redden ook dit jaar de tweede ronde niet...

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'Last night a DJ saved my life!'
(via Da Huge)

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Have you seen that movie 'Scratch' already? Here's a DeLarge review!

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ART!

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Karaoke singalong fun:
John B "American Girls" Nu Electro Recordings 001 featuring Miss Britney Spears!

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Always thought I was more like Tony Montana in Scarface? Guess I was wrong...



What movie symbolism are you? find out!

relski | 18:20 | 0 comments

Learn your ABC with rubberboy!

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Diggin in the crates...

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DMG-hiphop group is gone?

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